I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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