He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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