people are starting to question the shark bite story
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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