If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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