Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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