haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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