he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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