just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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