I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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