His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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