I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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