Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Im part way to drunk.
How does one acquire holy water?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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