I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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