just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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