Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just had sex on a roof
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
