when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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