Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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