so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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