The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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