Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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