I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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