# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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