I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
honey bunches of taint.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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