He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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