The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I currently don't understand fingers.
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