theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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