You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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You. Win. At. Life.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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