worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
