absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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