Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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