I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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