he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Randomize
