do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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