Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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