Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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