"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i used baking grease as lip gloss
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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