I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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