Do you still have your period?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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