You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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