big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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