I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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