I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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