your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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