Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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