Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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