I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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