I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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