I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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