with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i wish my penis had a tongue
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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