Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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