Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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